Turns out the Large Hadron Collider will not only obliterate us when it starts up again, it will also corrupt the young minds.

A bunch of students at a Brisbane high school filmed a porno  because a guy convinced his stupid girlfriend that it was her last chance to lose her virginity in the school bathroom while his buddy hid and filmed the whole thing and distributed the video.

Well, I guess the girl is a geek right? Otherwise who would know about the LHC?