Moon Conspiracy Theorist Makes Neil Armstrong Realize Obvious Truth
Sep 02, 2009 14:19
The Onion reproted that Apollo 11 Mission Commander Neil Armstrong finally admitted that the Moon landings were faked and staged.
"It only took a few hastily written paragraphs published by this passionate denier of mankind's so-called 'greatest technological achievement' for me to realize I had been living a lie, " said a visibly emotional Armstrong, addressing reporters at his home. "It has become painfully clear to me that on July 20, 1969, the Lunar Module under the control of my crew did not in fact travel 250,000 miles over eight days, touch down on the moon, and perform various experiments, ushering in a new era for humanity. Instead, the entire thing was filmed on a soundstage, most likely in New Mexico."
"This is the only logical interpretation of the numerous inconsistencies in the grainy, 40-year-old footage," Armstrong added.
Ok good job Onion. Now where is Elvis and please tell us Michael Jackson is still alive.
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