Microsoft's latest effort to zing Apple is pitched to the ladies and it focuses on the fact that Mac Laptops don't have touchscreens. The company decided to explain it in terms of wedding planning, because, you know, ladies love weddings.

"It's more affordable, it looks great, and it's perfect for planning my wedding," says the bride-to-be of her new gadget. See, girls, Microsoft speaks your language! "Instead of passing around a tiny tablet, the 20-inch touch screen makes it easier for my friends to check Pinterest, search for the wedding band, and their share ideas."

Because you really need 20 inch touch screens to plan your wedding...

Here's another recent ad that stars a mom who just wants her kids to stop fighting over her laptop.