What happens when disaster strikes and you're stuck in the office with nothing to defend yourself against, the...zombies? Anyway, Jorg Sprave is here to teach you how to make slingshots and pickaxes from ordinary office supplies.

Businessweek challenged Sprave to put his deadly touch on ordinary office supplices and Sprave did just that.
But just a cautionary warning. If you do attack anyone, even your co-workers, that's grounds for some criminal prosecution. We kid you not. So don't try. Check out the video after the jump!

[via Geekosystem]