I thought we learned our lesson from cheesy sci-fi movies. You know how everyone in the fictional future is walking around with clunky, stupid glasses? Now a designer wishes to birth that digital dystopia.

From Dior, the Blow glasses are a fluorescently fuglytake on the future of fashion, debuting in a limited batch of 500 this April. No, they don't contain any special video hud or miniature computer, but no one else needs to know that as you threaten to retaliate to their name calling with mechanically-focused psionic blasts. [Viewon via StyleCrave]