The "Poor Man's Netbook" is a laptop (it's got a 14.2-inch screen, so I don't understand the netbook label) built into a suitcase. It deftly robs both objects of their purposes simultaneously.

I really don't quite understand the motivation behind this thing. You go and make a laptop bulkier and harder to transport, all while making a suitcase useless by robbing it of its cargo space. You could take the suitcase, buy a netbook, and place the netbook in the suitcase with room to space for other objects. Instead, you have a steaming pile of computing garbage that fails on execution while calling itself a netbook without understanding what a netbook is. [eBay via Shiny Shiny]