A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl.
The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl became frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her secret, the young girl said that some people were giving out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But, you're so old, how do you do it?"
Grandma replied," Oh, it's quite easy sonny, I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry."
Ate too much this summer? Looking to get rid of fats you accumulated in the past couple of months? Who doesn’t want to get rid of unwanted weight anyway? While most vacations don’t necessarily make for an ideal setting when looking to lose weight, putting your healthy habits on the back burner for a few days while out travelling is definitely doable. Read more
Father’s Day is fast approaching and it can be incredibly difficult to know what to get him for a gift. While many people would opt for a new wallet or watch, there are some gifts that are priceless. Spending time with your dad is probably something he would appreciate much more than another tie to add to his collection. So, this year why don’t you take him for a well-earned break, and plan something a little special? Read more