Trucker Jason Ripley kept his cool after an 8ft pole went through his body, phoning his boss to say "I've had a bit of an accident - I'm in a spot of bother."
Now, seriously, "I'm in a spot of bother" is about the biggest understatement if I've ever heard one. A pole sticking through your shoulder is hardly "a spot of bother".
Jason, 39, was skewered when his truck hit a wonky crash barrier in his hometown of Darlington, Co Durham. He was thinking of his wife Helen Todd, 38 and his two sones Joshua, 19 and Jay, 11- as firemen cut the pole to 4ft.
"Strangely I felt no pain. I was just staring up at the sky."
Well, you're probably in denial about that pole and the possible fact that you might freaking die!
The accident happened last year but Jason only released the pictures yesterday to raise funds for the Great North Air Ambulance - the service which saved his life.
Luckily, the pole missed his vital organs and he was back at work in months after the pole was taken out.
Nikon strapped a Bluetooth heart rate sensor with a custom built camera case and a Coolpix L31 to an adorable border collie named Grizzler. The camera measures the pup's heart rate and shoots above a pre-set rate, meaning, anything that excites Grizzler, quickly becomes a photograph. Read more
Model Sarah Stage is an inspiring figure to follow. For one, she's beautiful and second, she shot to Internet fame for posting pictures of her pregnant in a bikini, looking as if she wasn't pregnant at all. Even when she was near her term, she barely looked pregnant at all. Now she's given birth and is back with more Instagram hotness. Check it out below: Read more
As far as skateboarding goes, riding on a smooth terrain is always better because the wheels on a skateboard aren't meant for any rough kind of terrain. But Kilian Martin is no normal skateboarder. He proved that he's able to skate even on salt flats to rocky desserts. Check it out below: Read more